lol you know what i hate. when girls post about 49 photos of just themselves on their blogs and all their poses/photos all look the same. but its those like serious pouts, crinkle of the eye, open mouthed, 'lets take this photo sooo seriously' ones that annoy me.

'omgah got bored so just thot i wud cam whore lawlzZz'

'camhore overload bitchez'

or like when theres a festive occasion and people post just a photo of themselves which they took THEMSELVES and caption 'happy easter', 'happy christmas', 'happy mooncake day', 'happy st patricks day', 'happy hari raya', 'happy chinese new year', 'happy halloween'...

or like when you go on their wall photos or profile pictures and 98.7% of it is just of them which they took by themselves and then they caption something like 'i wunna meet a boi that will catch me when i fall and treet meh like a princezz', 'i need someone to luv me', 'look at dis girl, yew can see her broken heart thru her fake smile and eyez', or some gay bunch of lyrics but like really bad ones like 'can we pretend dat aeroplanes in da nite sky are shooting stars' or 'me wiv no make up on'… firstly you clearly have make up on and we dont give a shit

lol love complaining. love my life

i could spend hours looking for new music. its a never ending sense of euphoria

i do love the period from summer to christmas. they have the shortest terms in school and we have lots of holidays. and everything starts to get cosy becoz its autumn slash wintur.

happee times. and cant wait for D. BANTER in october. n'aw lav that boi

check out these delicious pieces of happiness

i like blogging in my bed. yet i feel like an anti-social online junky. datzzzz meeee

the structure of my peace signs change ever so slightly as tym goez by

this time its a hey thumb hey fourth finger lets not attach to pinky LOL WTF KAHMUN WHO R U???

lol fucking curse

This is the third year in a row that I have lost my phone during the summer holidays. so happens this time i dropped it into the sea. unintentionally and accidentally of course. duh. hence why i believe ive been cursed by the raging forever losing your telephonic handset beast or some shit like that. but yeah hi, my mum is literally going to send me to a nunnery when she finds out.

Holidays have been sah gewd, relaxation is the key to my ideal holiday. and thats pretty much what ive been doing. though im pretty gutted that theres no hipster wannabes i can laugh at here…

Anyways im surprised my eyes havnt disintegrated into the back of my eye socket by now as i itch my eyes 24/7 here. like srsly. is it dust? or maybe a mosquito bit my eyeball. yummy.

So like, i have random breakdowns during the day or night whenever i think of my phone. its a sad situation, we bonded and became great companions. lol shut up no we didnt

I HATE DOLOLARIS OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS. (stupid maid, sorry not being ungrateful but shes shit at her job). So like one day, im like

hi, wheres my shorts?

eh yew see oper dere in dat copboard

no its not there i put it in the laundry basket last night, it should be washed and dried now

well i donno i hapnt seen it, tri yew luk carepully

no its reallly not there

nevermind den why don yew jas wear dose short oper dere?

oh yeah im totally gonna wear those reebok spandex shorts that will give me a very visible camel toe that are literally luminous to a restaurant.

lol im gonna go now bye

hi i dont understand this part of life

so it really confuses/annoys me when you go on facebook, casually scroll down the newsfeed, see someones profile picture thats just been uploaded and then scroll down further to find it has 60+ likes and comments like 'omg babygurrll so gorgeous!' 'honey y u so sexi huh!?' 'omgzz i wanna cry cus yew so pwetty here' 'im so jelezzz of yew!!! y cant i be pretty like you!!?'

THIS ONLY ANNOYS ME WHEN THE PHOTO IS a picture of the person but they're like wearing sunglasses and its not exactly close up and basically you just cant see their face okay.

like really?… what is um so great about this picture.. dont get me wrong, i understand if you can actually see their face and its genuinely a really good photo of them but some are like

BETCH I CANT EVEN ZEE YEWR FAYZE.

im barely on my laptop anymore due to work hence the reason why i never update on this thing :(

so i was thinking…i wish i was actually really good, or excelled at something or competed for something at a national level..just something that would actually determine i had achieved something and to feel proud about. i think my lack of qualities developed from my cant be assed determination and just plain laziness. now i wish i really kept my ambitious mindset i had on everything and cared about achieving things. i guess its not too late but this has definitely affected where i stand academically currently and in talent. i just wish i had determination in me throughout my entire school years instead of random outbursts wanting to do well then maybe i could be president right now lol jokes thats not funny…

but seriously

heyyyylll yessss exams are over over over over over over over over over over over

time for 90210, gossip girl, re watch of first and second series of skins and shitldz of moviez!!

and omg, one teaspoon shorts...optimum eye candy

excited for this coming week too!

exams this week were a total fail. thank god its only preliminary though!

realllly not looking forward to the next few months, gonna be so bizeeeeeeee.

lil waynes voice is so damn sexay

stress overload

contemplating on whether to deactivate my facebook from now till end of prelims.

then my minds like nooo are you insane dont do that idiot.

havnt updated since before christmas lets just say the season was the best one yet, and the antics accumulated from the holidays are unforgettably classic. snow decided to take huge shit in aberdeen once again so this was ideal for skiing. skiing, one word. LOL.

stayed in Braemar for new year for a week with the famzZZzz. not a good start to 2011. lets just say a litre of smirnoff vodka + irritating family members = bad start to the year HAHA.

back to school now, with prelims next week. never been so honest in my life but i literally feel i will fail every single one of them. just want it to be june now.

how my mind works--->

after christmas -> only thinking about summer holidays -> summer comes, yaaaay yaaaaay yayyy -> summer ends -> only thinking about christmas time.

and yeah it goes like that. what a deadly and unhealthy cycle.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

- Quentin Crisp